Slapstick



Does your child love jokes?
There may be times when your child is in a goofy mood and wants you to tell them some jokes. Then again maybe they want to tell some of their own, but don't know any. Here are some great kid friendly jokes that you can teach your kids.

Every Tuesday we will post new jokes! Have a favorite joke your kids love? Submit your joke to homeschool_savings@yahoo.com to have it featured on this page! (Only kid friendly, appropriate jokes will be featured)



Tuesday, November 15, 2016


Q & A Jokes



Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Q: What dinosaur knew the most words?
A: The thesaurus 
Q: How do you make fruit punch?
A: Give it boxing lessons

Q: What did the math book say to the other math book?

A: Boy do I have problems.

Knock, Knock Jokes


Knock, Knock!

Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep! beep!

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the key hole.

Kno
ck, Knock!
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Tongue Twisters


A proper copper coffee pot.


Three free throws (say five times fast).


Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? 


Zebra's zig and Zebra's zag (say five times fast.)




I know today is Wednesday but I wanted to update this. This week we will have a Slapstick Wednesday.

Wednesday, November 2, 2016


Q & A Jokes


Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying Bach, Bach!
Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A: A stamp.


Knock knock Jokes:


Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Needle
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!


Tongue Twisters

Toy Boat, Toy Boat, Toy Boat (Say 5x fast!)
Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick
Red bulb blue bulb red bulb blue bulb


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